January 9, 2009
I updated last week, but forgot to put a link on the picture page. Oops. Go enjoy last week's pictures. (And thanks to The Fox for alerting me)

Novermber 19th, 2008
I got a few emails about the site being down. Which it was. And I apologize for that. It appears to be back and running now, though, so let's all get about our business and stop living in the past.
With that out of the way, go check out the new video. It was commissioned by the creator of Jollyship The Whiz-Bang! for one of their awesome songs.

October 23, 2008
Hey, go read something awesome everyday at jane writes every day. She is awesome and you will love it.

April 29, 2008
I just posted a new movie. I was working on something else (which I will probably still finish) when the fake debate society I go to decided to debate Bear Vs Pope. Suddenly, my attention was required elsewhere.

March 6, 2008
The new menu doesn't have a "new stuff" section. I might put one in later, but I don't think the old one got much use. But just so you people know, I made a new picture page today.

Febraury 23, 2008
I made a new menu. It's beautiful and I love it! Also, the picture que is running low, so send in some good ones, guys.

Febraury 5, 2008
Hey! Read something cool over at the Phlog, official blog of the Philolexian Society of Columbia University. It's updated pretty much daily with top notch poetry and writings.

January 3, 2008
Happy New Years everybody! Sorry about the delay with the updates, but I was out having a good time. Between Rock band and making a good costume on three days notice for New Years, I didn't have all that much time. It was all worth it, though, (for me) because my girlfriend and I were able to attend an amazing New Years party (hosted by The Danger, look them up if you're in the New York area and interested in cool/weird happenings) in very stylish steam punk get up. So hooray for us and hooray for you and hooray for everybody! I hope you all have a great year.

December 3, 2007
I've been getting a few emails asking why the new picture page hasn't come out yet, so I'll answer this here where some people might read it. I try to update once a week (sometimes I do better than others). If I post a new flash thing, then that's the update, so it will mean no new pictures that week. I'll post page 106 some time next week.
The other thing is that I'm in the middle of finals which can delay me posting new content, but I'll try to stay on schedule.
The other other thing, is that I'm glad people actually get worried when I don't post things. So I'll make a point to be a little more punctual with these things. Keep sending in awesome things everybody.

December 2, 2007
Birdsong is on Newgrounds.com. If you're awesome, you'll go there and vote it highly.

November 30, 2007
Hey everybody, Birdsong is finally done. go play it in the game section. It will make you happy.

September 8, 2007
I'm back in school and that game thing I was talking about a month ago is actually almost done now but might not be released for a little while.

August 10, 2007
A new game (or game-like play-thing) is nearly done. Hooray!

May 14, 2007
I have been getting a lot of picture from people lately. It's pretty awesome, but I want to space them out a bit, so if you sent me a picture that I said I was going to use, and it isn't in this update, it's not because I hate you (although I might). I might just be saving it for next update (or I might just hate you).

April 20, 2007
I made an (kind of) alarm clock thing. It's an inside joke, but maybe you will still find it funny. Probably you wont, but if you just broke your favorite alarm clock, maybe this will be the thing that saves your life. Wake Up Time Now. March 26, 2007
QuestionSwap is a fun thing to do when you are bored. I recommend checking it out.

March 8, 2007
Sorry about the lack of updates. I've been busy of late. On the plus side, a new flash thing should be done really soon.

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January 29, 2007
I posted some new pictures. Thanks to everybody who has been sending stuff in; I've been getting a lot of good pictures lately.

Also, if you like good rock and roll, you should check out The Negatones. After you do that, you should vote for them Here it only takes a second or two, but I think it's worth watching the video too because it is pretty great.


January 20, 2007
I notice that it’s been a while since I have updated the website at a normal hour. I always post things at around two in the morning. Because of this, I'm never sure what to put on the date for the pictures. As far as I'm concerned, it's still whatever day it was when I woke up and not the next one, but technically the date has changed. I usually decide to use the date it was when I woke up because that's what day it is to me and because I'm usually late with the update so it makes it seem like I'm a little less late. Of course, this winds up biting me in the ass when I'm late on the next update too because then I look like I'm a full day later. It's a good thing nobody is keeping score.

January 9, 2007
I have introduced a new part of the picture page: Internet Explosion. It is for all of the bizarre stuff I find that I love but can't put in the normal picture section. I hope you all enjoy it and build statues of me. That would be rad.

January 2, 2007
HAPPY NEW YEAR! It is a year that is new! What surprises lay in wait? Only God/Jesus know for sure!

New Years Surprise: I'm completely out of pictures so send in a whole bunch! It will make you famous on the internet!

Double Surprise: If you aren't aware of the site, you should check out SomethingAwful.com. It's an awesome site with a fantastic forum. The $10 fee for a forums account is entirely worth it. I bring this up not only because it is an awesome website in its own right, but because I get a lot of the pictures on my site from random nonsense in the forums. Also, my next update (an unusual picture page that you know about if you are on the mailing list) will be almost entirely things that I discovered there.


December 15, 2006
As a point of clarification, I made Albert Killingston's Personal homepage. It's a joke thing that I made myself.

December 5, 2006
I made a fake website for a computer class. I'm putting it in the Other Section but since nobody ever goes there (to be fair, I think this is the third thing to ever be put there) I'm putting a link here too. So go check out Albert Killingston's Personal Homepage.

November 27, 2006
Happy Thanksgiving everybody. I should be posting a fake website I made this week. The people on the mailing list got a taste of it an update or two ago. For now, there is just a new picture page. The picture reserve is running low again, so now would be a great time to send in some pictures. Pictures pictures.

November 12, 2006
One of the pictures on the new page was wrong. It has been replaced. I have hunted it down and bested it in battle.

October 30, 2006
Halloween is the best holiday around and I feel strongly that most other holidays should be replaced with additional Halloweens.


October 12, 2006
I completely redid the both of the comic pages. Also, the site experienced some downtime today. Sorry about that. At least the comic pages are way better now.


October 11, 2006
If you haven't been paying attention to the news, or if you have only been paying attention to news that actually matters, a woman was recently arrested for USING A BABY AS A WEAPON. This is probably the most terrible and most funny news I have heard in a while.

More importantly (not really) I made a Facebook group for the site. So if you are in college, you have no excuse whatsoever to not join AndyMasterOfFish.com is pretty alright, I guess. It would be like watching PBS and then never donating anything even though that is probably exactly what you do.

Also, if you believe that babies are weapons like the woman above, maybe you should join the other group I made: Babies Are Weapons. Oh, and new pictures tomorrow.


October 5, 2006
The cod piece I ordered on the internet just came in! Hooray! Now I will be ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.


September 29, 2006
Sorry I forgot to update for so long. I was busy punching kittens in the throat. I'll try to keep the updates more regular, but let me tell you, there are a whole lot of kittens out there.


September 14, 2006
I saw Rodger Waters in concert last night, and it was glorious. Also, I am running low on pictures, so the picture updates may become a little less regular soon. Sorry.


September 3, 2006
Wow. The last time I made a new picture page, I updated the "New Stuff" section of the menu with the link, but I forogt to actually put the link on the Picture Page. Oops. Well, It's there now.

August 28, 2006
Everything's looking good.


August 22, 2006
I'm going to moving into my dorm in three days, so updates might be a bit sporadic until I get properly settled. Sorry about that. Also, I want to congratulate Garrick for seeing my request for more pictures and being awesome. He sent in 36 pictures, which makes him as the number one donator to the site. Three of the pictures he sent in can be seen on the new picture page.


August 12, 2006
Sorry I forgot to update last week. I just completely forgot.
Also, I am running really low on pictures. I only have 13 left in the queue, which is barely enough for one update. So if you have any hilarious pictures sitting on your computer or in your camera, now is the time to send them in.


July 30, 2004
If you like the site a lot, and want to know right away when I put up new pictures (or anything else for that matter) you should join the mailing list. I don't give out any info to anybody and I only send out a bulletin when I post new things. Also, I often take a fair amount of time with the emails and I would like to think that they are somewhat entertaining in their own right, so check it out if you are interested. Also, sign your friends up; I won't tell them it was you.


July 23, 2004
I'm back from the cruise, and I have posted a new page of pictures. I feel like all I ever do is post pictures. I wish I could pump out the flash things faster, but they just take so much time. I've been working on my current video for a while now and I am only a quarter of the way done. I have no idea how sites like Home Star Runner update so regularly.


July 14, 2006
Well it's been even longer than last time since an update, but I put up some new pictures. I've been making headway on a new video too, so with any luck, it will be done in not too much more than a month. As for the next update, it may be a while since I will be leaving for a cruise tomorrow. Whooo! Party time go!


June 29, 2006
Sorry I forgot to update for a little while. I don't even have an excuse. I was at home the whole time. Now I am on vacation and I choose to update. Bad call, Andy. Bad call.


June 16, 2006
I put up some new pictures. That's about it. If you didn't check out the links I posted in my last update, you should scroll down just slightly and check them out.


June 12, 2006
If you are in the the New Jersey area and you would like to see a solid band. You should check out Tino, the best Schmuck Rock band in the world. They should be playing at Maxwell' s in Hoboken soon. I will make sure to put the exact date up when I find out.

And if you are on the Internet, it is very important that you go to Fabio's kitchen as it is the loveliest kitchen you will ever encounter.


May 25, 2006
If you were wondering if there are new comics and pictures, then I can tell you: Yes. There are.

May 22, 2006
I just received another MySpace friend request. I accepted it, as I always do, and gave a cursory glance at the person's page, as I sometimes do. I couldn't help but notice that Lana The Twisted Novelist [update: She has closed the MySpace acount, so the link will not work] has no friends besides myself. So I just want to say that, Lana, I appreciate that you think my website is the only friend you need. It's also nice to know that Canadians are getting a kick out of my website.


May 10, 2006
I just posted seven new comics. I think they are pretty spiffy. I would appreciate any feedback on them. If you think they suck, that's cool. I would still like to know. It would be nice if you could write a pleasant, helpful email, but even if you have to write "yuo sux0rz" that's OK too, I guess. I also posted some new pictures, but since that's a pretty regular occurrence, I figured I wouldn't need to mention it right away.


May 08, 2006
It's three days after Cinco De Mayo! Cinco De Mayo was three days ago! Hooray!


May 03, 2006
I posted another page of pictures, but I think I will be posting some comics soon. I have a bunch sitting on my computer, I just haven't gotten around to posting them.

The other day, I came out of the Block Buster Video near me and I was confronted by a van with six dogs in it. This van had two rows of seats and then a bench seat in the back. The dogs had arranged themselves so that there was one on every seat. They were even all sitting facing forward. When My father and I kept looking at them, they started barking, but never left their positions. I tried to take a picture with my phone, but it was dark. Here it is anyway, though. I hope that everybody is lucky enough to run into the magical dog van.


April 23, 2006
I forgot to post this before, but I made a myspace for the site. Anybody who knows me knows that I hate myspace with a passion, but I thought this would be a fun little thing. You can check it out here. I accept every friend request, so if you want to be buddies with a website, now is your chance. The time is now. The children are the future.

April 13, 2006
I just posted some more pictures. I am working on a new game and I have a bunch of new comics to post, but I just haven't gotten around to it. I will probably post some of them some time next week. In the mean time, if you are in the free world, keep on rocking, if not, keep on dreaming about rocking.

March 23, 2006
I'm back from Amsterdam and I posted a new page of pictures. I have been getting tons of submissions from people and I love it.

March 1, 2006
Tomorrow I am leaving for Amsterdam, so that should be pretty awesome, but the site won't be updated for a while because I will be gone. To help pass the time, though, why not read some of Mulroy's stories that I just posted in the Other section. They are relatively incredible. I also posted four new comics.

March 6, 2006
Do vegans like my website? I used to lie awake pondering this very question, but I needn't any longer. The answer is YES. I got a lot of submissions for the most recent page of pictures, and as I noted on the page. I though it was pretty awesome, and the update would have been much later if I had had to wait until I found enough pictures. So if you send pictures I will love you and God probably will too, so that seems like a pretty good deal.

February 26, 2006
My game just got posted at Albino Black Sheep, so that's pretty cool.

February 14, 2006
Good news! I spent Valentines Day finishing my game! Now I'm going to go watch the last two episodes of Arrested Development.

February 7, 2006
In the interest of more frequent updates, I decided to only use ten pictures per update. You will be receiving the same number of incredible, life altering images, just in smaller, more frequent doses. Also, My new game is nearing completion and could use some testing. If you are interested in spending a couple of minutes helping me out, send me an email. If you do, we will be BFF.

January 19, 2006
I have been working on a new game for a little while now. I think it's pretty cool, but then again, I'm not the most impartial judge. It does involve tossing cute animals into vortexes that lead to hell, so it has that going for it at least. It will probably be a week or two before I'm ready to post it.

Also, if you want to be on the mailing list, or email me for some reason, click the button on the bottom of the menu that says "email." I guess this is less obvious than I thought as I have had several people ask how to email me in the last month.

For everybody who likes the pictures (and I know you make up roughly 98% of my fan base), you probably aren't reading this as the picture people tend to ignore the rest of the site, but I'll try to tell you anyway, picture updates will probably be less frequent now that I have depleted my entire reservoir of new pictures. I will now actually have to wait until I run across 15 good ones to post a page. Feel free to speed up the process by emailing me some (instructions above). And while you're waiting for new pictures, why not check out some of my flash work.

Finally, if you own a PS2, you owe it to yourself to purchase Guitar Hero. The game sounds ridiculous (and it is), but it is difficult to describe just how much fun it is.


December 8, 2005
I posted a new flash file and some new pictures. I also realized that I have had a typo in the email address given on the site, so if you emailed me in the last year or so, I didn't get it. Sorry about that. If you still want to talk, try it again now, as I fixed it, if not, I understand.

November 29, 2005
Sorry it's been so long since an update. I've been pretty busy this month what with assorted shows some work to get done and a new girlfriend (who is awesome). To make up for it I posted a new page of pictures, but also a lot of Triangle Man and my own comics. November 9, 2005
I made a surrealist animation the other day. I'm not sure if it will be going on the site in the normal flash section, but I thought I would post a link to it here. Make sure to move your mouse around if you check it out. Feedback on this one would be especially appreciated. my email can be found in the main menu.
The Beach

October 6, 2005
I posted new Triangleman comics, some more of my own, and a whole new page of pictures. I'm a busy beaver!

September 10, 2005
I posted another game, and improved the Whack Arnold one. I realized that it was almost impossible for anybody who wasn't me to ever score a Chopper Bonus, which is definitely the most amusing part of the game, so I made several different difficulties to choose from. I may wind up doing the same thing for the new one too if the same thing happens. I guess I am just the video game master (Or maybe it's just because I'm the one who made them).

September 1, 2005
I finally have a game posted. I think it's a pretty good one. With it of course comes a game menu. Making the new menu makes me really want to redo the movies menu, so I probably will in the next couple weeks.

August 25, 2005
I posted a new page of pictures.

August 11, 2005
I'm back from Germany and my NYU program. I know I haven't posted anything in a while, but I am making up for it by posting a video that I actually finished months ago, and some new pictures. There should be some new comics, both my own and Triangleman soon, but first I need to go to England for ten days. Yes, I lead a hard life.

June 10, 2005
I posted some new pictures. There won't be any updates for a while though, because I will be in Germany having a good time.

May 22, 2005
I added a whole new section onto the site: A page of my own comics. They are a tad on the odd side, but I enjoy them and several people I showed them to liked them, so that's good enough for me. Don't forget about triangleman either, as I finally started updating that section again.

May 16, 2005
Triangle man is finally being updated again. Every two days or so, there should be a new one.

May, 9, 2005
Some new pictures.

May 3, 2005
I got the two flash menus sorted out, I still need to do some work on the movie one, but this is a step in the right direction. I should have some new triangleman comics soon, and also a few of my own, as I believe I have finally found a use for the "other" button.

April 30, 2005
I finally got Flash working, so I should be fixing everything real soon. I also posted a few new pictures. Yay! (Lame emoticon goes here)

March 29, 2005
The German exchange ended, so I can go back to slaving for the site. Becuase that is what I do. Definitly. Slaving. Anyway, 15 new pictures.

March 10, 2005
A new page of picture have been added. I would have updated earlier, but I was bogged down with a big ol' school paper.

Febraury 25, 2005
Another 15 pictures. I am beginning to grow low on pictures (only about 30 left). The MDUB (Modern Day urban Barbarians) video is finally up. I had finished it quite some time ago, but a couple minor fixes required a new computer, which I did not have until just a few weeks ago. MDUB is one of the bands my brother happens to be in. Remember, if you have a band and want me to do a video for you, email me.

Febraury 15, 2005
I put up 15 new pictures, and I still have quite a few to get through before I will be done. The menu, however, will not be updated until at least next week because I do not yet have flash installed on my new computer. Speaking of flash, I am nearly done with a video that I nearly finished months ago. This time the nearly is real, not like when it was nearly finished months ago. Convoluted as that sentence was, there was quite a bit of truth to it as it is not a lie, which is, in fact, the definition of truth. On an entirely different note (beyond the fact that it has to do with my website) I posted the last triangle man comic that I have today. I will need to scan more in as soon as my brother (who's scanner I use) gets a computer that isn't exploded or a Mac as his computer has fit into one of those two categories for the past couple months. Interestingly enough, he is also the cause of the delay (at least the most recent one) with the flash video as it is a promo for one of his bands and I want the OK from him before I post it, so maybe my two statements have more to do with each other than I originally thought, or maybe I am rambling.

Febraury 1, 2005
15 New pictures.

January 27, 2005
I found some of the flash files that were missing. This is good because now your eyes can look at them.

January 25, 2005
You should check out Counter Mine , a friend of mine made it.
I weeded out some crappy pictures and updated Triangleman. I know I haven't been updating it as often as I claim I do, but the site just came back so it's probably not getting too many hits, and I need to scan more in, the queue is running thin.

January 18, 2005
Another 15 pictures. I could tell you what's going on in my life, but then this would kind of be a blog and blogs are evil, so I wont do that.

January 8, 2005
I added 15 pictures and fixed the link to page 21 of the pictures. Hooray for me.

December 23, 2004
The site is finally back up. It has been a while, but it's here again. I have quite a few new pictures (Over 100), but I am going to introduce them slowly, as I don't think anybody wants to sort through that many new pictures all at once. I made a new intro too.
A lot of files are on my computer at my Dad's house and I might not be there for a while, so if you get the missing file message, don't fret. It will all be there soon.