Question: Why does our government do nothing to stop dolphins?
I have written to both my congressman and the president himself trying to gain support for my mission. They not only refused to offer me the service of any of my fellow marines as I requested, but they would not even send me any heavy arms to use. Our government has left me out dry so that the fat cats on capital hill can get richer, while I, a man who is trying to save this country from the greatest threat it has ever known is forced to face the enemy alone.
Question: Who allowed Flipper to be filmed and subsequently released.
There is no clearer example of enemy propaganda than the show and movies about Flipper. Because this one beast was allowed into our midst the entire species has become accepted by millions of children and adults throughout the world. DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE BEING BRAINWASHED? Flipper represents the single greatest set back the war on dolphins has ever faced. But I am strong enough to see past its happy veneer to its evil core. And so can you.
Don't let this trash infect our airwaves!
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