Here is some information about me and my mission
For the past fourteen years I have mercilessly hunted
dolphins for what
they have done to me and humanity. While I was still in the marines I
watched my buddy die during a training run. He was surrounded by a herd
of dolphins and they laughed as he sunk into the water. The military
may have blamed his death on what they called "gross ineptitude on the
part of his partner" but I know what killed him: Dolphins, and their
evil thoughts.
Dolphins are the enemy and I will hunt them until the day I die. I have
rigorously trained my body to prepare for the challenge of destroying
dolphins at all opportunities by going to the gym eight, sometimes ten
times a week. Beyond my near perfect body which has become as deadly as
any weapon, I have a large supply of deadly weapons. Dolphin
collaborators posing as police officers or FBI agents have tried to
take my arsenal away from me, but I wont let them. Not ever!
Where I was born or how I was treated as a child is
unimportant. What matters is stopping dolphins before they ruin our world
for us and our children. I will stop them, even if I am alone! I see
the truth!
Interests:
Turning my body into the perfect weapon.
Hunting Dolphins until the day I die.
Dislikes:
Dolphins.
I recently got this tattoo.
Some jerk on the forum I linked to on the front page is claiming its
his. If I ever see this man I will demand that he fight me!
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